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Sh*t I Want To Say At Work 2025 Calendar

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Description

Survived another pointless meeting? Barely making it through the workday without snapping?

This Sh*t I Want To Say At Work 2025 Calendar is the perfect companion for anyone who’s had just about enough of workplace BS. Packed with brutally honest, hilariously rude quotes for every month, this calendar is made for the office warriors who are too tired to care but too polite to say what they’re really thinking.

This isn’t your typical work calendar. With offensive humor that’s not for the faint-hearted, it’s designed to get you through the endless emails, pointless meetings, and daily grind with a smirk on your face.

Whether you're gifting it to a colleague or keeping it on your desk as a reminder that you’re not alone in the struggle, this calendar will brighten your day with its sharp wit and no-holds-barred attitude.

Product Features:

Top-Quality Build: Made with 250gsm paper and a sleek satin finish, this calendar is designed to last through the entire year of workplace frustrations.

Perfect Size: The 10” x 5” size makes it the ideal desk companion, fitting neatly into your workspace without clutter.

Premium Design: Features a black spiral binding and tent backing card, so it stands tall while you roll your eyes at the latest email.

12 Months of Relatable Humor: The 2025 month grid is filled with quotes that reflect exactly what you wish you could say at work.

Paper Sourced from Austria: High-quality material for a smooth, durable finish that’s just as resilient as you are at work.

 

 
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